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Jokes that Animal Lovers and Veg Eaters will Appreciate!

 

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Some of these are incredibly corny, but we just could not resist. = )

 

 

How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

 

Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.

 

What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow.

 

How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody’s looking (we all know someone like this).

 

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because he saw the salad, dressing.

 

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
– We have to stop meating like this.

 

“McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals.
You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?”
– comedian Jay Leno

 

“Did something crawl on your plate and die, or is that your food?”